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Just for Fun.....

Funnybone

You May be a Farmer If ...

  • Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
  • You convince your wife than an overnight, out-of-state trip for parts is a vacation.
  • You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
  • You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
  • You've never thrown away a 5-gal. bucket.
  • You have used bailing wire to attach a license plate.
  • You've fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
  • You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
  • You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.
  • You've borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
  • You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
  • You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.

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