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 Just for Fun.....

Funnybone

Folks, I live in Iowa, and I can answer almost all of these with a 'Yes'!.

You're an Iowan If ....

  • You've never met any celebrities.
  • Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. (YES!!)
  • You measure distance in minutes.
  • You know several people who have hit a deer (In my immediate family alone, we have hit deer 8 times!)
  • You have no problem spelling or pronouncing 'Des Moines'.
  • You think ethanol makes your truck 'run better'.
  • You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. (Yes! Sweet Corn :)
  • You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
  • You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of year.
  • All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable.
  • You can locate Iowa on the United States map.
  • Your first job was 'detassling'.
  • You say catty wampes instead of kitty-corner.
  • You learn your pickup will run without a muffler. (uh-huh)
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
  • You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jello-O salad with marshmallows.
  • You drink 'pop'.
  • You know the meaning of 'cow tipping' and you've probably done it. (Not yet.... :)
  • You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
  • You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit.
  • You have more miles on your snow blower than on your car.
  • You have at least 10 favorite recipes for hamburger (at least!)
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
  • Your snow blower gets stuck on your roof.
  • The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires six pages for sports.
  • You describe -20 Degrees F as 'chilly'.
  • You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction. (LOL..so true!)
  • You've read this list and think it all makes sense!

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